i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
"gonna sell these kids some drugs"
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.
i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO